Sunday, January 11, 2009

Anniversary Feast

by Jonathan Pinnock
free horror fiction

Jake filled the glasses from the still and set them down on the console. Strictly speaking, this was breaking enough of the company’s rules to earn him instant dismissal. But there wasn’t anyone in a position to do that within several parsecs, so he reckoned he was probably safe.

And besides, this was a special occasion.

“Well, here’s to another ten years, eh?” he said, taking a slug from his glass. Whew. This was powerful stuff.

“And then two more to landfall,” said Gary, downing his in one go before handing his glass out for a refill. “Some trip. Y’know, sometimes I wish I was one of those bastards snoozing away in the hold.”

“You’re kidding?”

Gary laughed. “Yeah, I’m kidding. Wouldn’t want anyone pissing about with me when I was asleep.”

Jake smiled. It was true. You got bored on a trip like this. Let’s face it, being an Ark Pilot wasn’t exactly a demanding job. The only qualification you needed was to be so pathologically in debt that the only way to save your family was to take a one-way trip into deep space.

But, man, was it dull.

The face painting had got out of hand. When you’ve got a hold full of colonists in suspended animation, it’s just so tempting to take a magic marker and draw the odd moustache on a face or two. But if there are two of you, it gets competitive. And it wasn’t long before the entire hold got to look like a practice session for a Kabuki make-up class. That was going to take some cleaning up before they got to their destination.

And if the truth were told, they’d both fooled around with some of the women as well. Just a bit of a fondle, nothing more. Although Jake wondered about Gary. Sometimes, he had an odd look to him when he came back from the hold.

“So what’s for supper?” said Jake. It was Gary’s turn to be in charge of the catering.

Gary looked thoughtful. “I fancy something a bit different. Not the usual freeze-dried shit. I think we deserve something real tonight. Some proper meat.”

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Like where are we going to get hold of that, man? Pardon me for being a bit thick, but I don’t recall passing a flock of interstellar sheep lately.”

Gary smiled. Jake knew that smile. It meant that Gary had had one of his ideas.

“Remember that fire in bay 12?” said Gary.

“So?”

“Remember the smell? The burning flesh? Bit like pork?”

Jake stared at Gary.

“I like pork,” said Gary.

“Well, I’m not allowed to eat it,” said Jake.

“Bet your rabbi didn’t mention what I’m thinking of,” said Gary. “And are you going to fill up my glass or not?”

_____



“Well, what d’you think?” said Gary, picking his teeth.

“What do I think?” said Jake. “Well, I’m just wondering how many of those fuckers they’ll miss. I mean, how many people d’you really need to build a colony?”


_____



Jonathan Pinnock was born in Bedfordshire, England, and - despite having so far visited over forty other countries - has failed to relocate any further away than the next-door county of Hertfordshire. He is married with two children, several cats and a 1961 Ami Continental jukebox. His work has won several prizes, shortlistings and longlistings, and he has been published in such diverse publications as Smokebox, Every Day Fiction and Necrotic Tissue. His unimaginatively-titled yet moderately interesting website may be found at http://www.jonathanpinnock.com/.

19 comments:

Catherine J Gardner said...

Nice - and just in time for Sunday lunch. :)

Good one, Jon.

Leatherdykeuk said...

Nice piece. One might even say 'yummy' :)

Rebecca Nazar said...

Well done.

Catherine Edmunds said...

I feel hungry >.<

Michael Stone said...

Heh, very good. I particularly like how it started out amusing, then swung into a perverted place before my smile wore off. Mean trick, Mr Pinnock!

Natalie L. Sin said...

EWWWWWWW! : )

BT said...

Sick so-and-so...

Nice!

Jodi Lee said...

I echo Natalie's ewwww!

Good job, Jon!

Felicity Dowker said...

Loved it. Great job!

Anonymous said...

The face-painting was priceless. I enjoyed this. :)

-Mercedes

Inkpot said...

Brilliant! funny and deeply disturbing on so many levels - my kind of fiction! Well done Jon. :)

L R Bonehill said...

Loved it - tasty, very tasty.

Jamie Eyberg said...

On the verge of brilliant. Oh, who the hell am I kidding. . .It was brilliant in it brevity and wit.

jonathan pinnock said...

Thanks everyone!

Ken said...

Well done.

The goofball in me would never have thought about washing off all the marker-mustaches. Nope. Haha.

Good stuff.

Rob Brooks said...

Quite tasty piece. Funny and sick at the same time. Gotta love it.

alexonthenet said...

Hmm, I liked the story up to the last scene. Why was it necessary to tell us that they both ate the passangers? Why not let us wonder if Jake fought Gary or if he gave in, let us wonder what happened next instead of telling us yep, they are both evil, evil people.

Fianlly I kinda have a problem with the whole sleeping colonists dead, Gary and Jake would be dead long before they reach the planet if it's neccessary to freeze people before they get there, so what would stop the two from messing around with the colonists in the first place? Wouldn't the company have some sort of safety measures? hmm...maybe I'm reading too much into this.

joshua scribner said...

Plain sick, but it does make one ask himself, If I were . . .
An entertaining story. Good job.

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